Fartistic

Long Form

Stories

Essays, profiles, oral histories and field notes. All of them serious. None of them solemn.

The Lead

The Elevator Problem

Four floors, six strangers, and one irreversible decision. A study in applied ethics.

By The Management28 July 20264 min read

The Blame Dog

For eleven years she took the fall for a family that never once defended her. An elegy.

By The Management22 July 20264 min read

The Sommelier

Margit Kessler has spent thirty-one years developing a palate nobody wants. A profile.

By The Management14 July 20264 min read

Field Notes Toward a Taxonomy

Eleven specimens, observed in the wild, described with the rigour the subject has never once received.

By The Management9 July 20264 min read

An Oral History of the 4:15

On a stalled commuter train outside Reading, eleven strangers spent forty minutes not saying the obvious. We found six of them.

By The Management3 July 20264 min read

In Defence of the Chair Defence

It never works. It has never worked. Four hundred million people attempt it daily. An investigation into the most popular failure in human behaviour.

By The Management27 June 20264 min read

What It Is Actually Made Of

Ninety-nine per cent of a fart is odourless. Our science desk explains what the other one per cent is doing, and why it is doing it so effectively.

By The Management20 June 20264 min read

The First One

Every relationship has a moment when the performance ends. We asked people to describe theirs.

By The Management12 June 20264 min read